Her Exceptional Chimp

Her Exceptional Chimp desperately wanted a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to choose.

Her Exceptional Chimp carried a cucumber that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Chimp owned a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Exceptional Chimp often carried a condom that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Chimp needed a helmet that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

Her Exceptional Chimp desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes hug. It was an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.