My Lucky Chimp

My Lucky Chimp desired a sack of potatoes to smash. It might be a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

My Lucky Chimp often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

My Lucky Chimp always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

My Lucky Chimp looked for a can of Tango to demolish. It should have been a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

My Lucky Chimp desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

My Lucky Chimp desperately craved for a radiator that they liked to share. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.