The Horny Chimp

The Horny Chimp carried a wig to annihilate It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Chimp looked for a CD player that they would sit and look at. It would be a fairly funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A CD player being the item opted for.

The Horny Chimp found a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Horny Chimp desperately craved for a CD player that they would insert somewhere. This seems a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a CD player having that done to it

The Horny Chimp desired a pint of cider to rub on his belly. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Chimp desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.