The Retarded Chimp

The Retarded Chimp found a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Chimp always had with them a vibrator that they would often worship. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Chimp desperately needed a dildo that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo of all things.

The Retarded Chimp desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Retarded Chimp carried a tomato that they would hug. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Chimp searched for a CD player that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was entertaining. A CD player is the item to choose.