My Retarded Chimp

My Retarded Chimp always kept a rubber chicken to embrace. One might consider this to be an original idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

My Retarded Chimp always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Retarded Chimp carried a porno magazine that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Chimp owned a sponge that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

My Retarded Chimp often carried a can of coke that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.

My Retarded Chimp always carried a bag of poop that they would share. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.