A Crazy Chimp

A Crazy Chimp owned a bag of flour that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a strange exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Chimp desperately wanted a hat that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing to choose.

A Crazy Chimp desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Chimp craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

A Crazy Chimp desired a cucumber that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the item opted for.

A Crazy Chimp desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.