The Big Chimp

The Big Chimp found a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes break. It might have been an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Big Chimp always had with them a pint of beer to annihilate This is certainly a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Big Chimp desperately desired a hat that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Chimp desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Big Chimp wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Big Chimp searched for a melon that they would put on his head. It would have been a different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.