My Horny Chimp

My Horny Chimp looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be an original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

My Horny Chimp desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

My Horny Chimp desperately looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

My Horny Chimp had a set square that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to choose.

My Horny Chimp always kept a bag of flour that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

My Horny Chimp desperately wanted a computer that they would worship. It should be a fairly different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a computer being the item opted for.