Their Square Chimp

Their Square Chimp looked for a cucumber that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing selected.

Their Square Chimp found a crown that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a crown was the chosen item.

Their Square Chimp craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be an original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator of all things.

Their Square Chimp desperately wanted a radiator to sleep with. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

Their Square Chimp always had with them a stapler that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. A stapler was the item that was opted for.

Their Square Chimp looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.