Whew, almost missed this -- the post I've been waiting for! :->

Definite hilarity enclosed. Sounds like you have plenty of adventure stories, with a dash of funny. And the bonus thought-provoking productivity question at the end was a sophisticated touch.

I'd love to hear how you've used this priceless knowledge to make the most productive you.

Let's see, if laughter is the best medicine your post gave me a heavy dose of good cheer, which allowed me to sail smoothly into this Tuesday evening.