Comedy open mic ronda #37 "Absurd love" 💢
¡Hello humorists¡
Maybe it's a dramatic story and suspense, We express what we sense although sometimes the movie without humor not the "joke"
Everything went perfectly until I supposedly met the love of my life,
A beautiful girl, Affectionate, Daring, Her captivating look, Honey colored eyes that spoke by themselves.
I invited her out to learn a little about her and know that my heart was not wrong
Our conversations were quite erotic and I was wondering, will it only be presumed with me? As every man we ask ourselves the same questions
I arrived the day of that appointment that I was looking forward to
I noticed a little scared, nervous, even pale I saw
We arrived at the place we sat at the table talking about our lives
She asks me: And do you have children?
I answer: if I have 1 and you?
She says: if I have 2
I answer: Ok and the father of the children?
She says: she died in an accident I am a widow
I answer: Sorry, tell me a little about yourself?
We start chevere, with laughter, humor, not to bore and make presence of my personality, I did not understand but I was living a special moment everything was so magical, I had no defect the perfect woman "I said"
Then the time passed and we decided to start a stable relationship, I did not care about anything, just that I was in love with that beautiful lady
And one morning she went to work and while looking for some tools
I found a deposit between and there was an iron balul I would
And they upload photos of dead men and photos of my wife along with those men
I thought it was strange because she told me that the sun had still had a couple
"So" I did an investigation without her knowing
And he began to make friends with the neighbors but his treatment was timid was something they tried to tell me as a warning
I asked them!
Did you meet my wife's husband?
They say: which of all friend?
I answer: how well did she only have one, no?
They say: hahaha there is friend she has been widowed 5 times all her husband have died by chance murdered, poisoned, and well apparently there will be a 6th
Nomino: @elisonr13 and @lilo21 To join to participate #comedy open mic ronda #37
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Thanks @wafrica for the suggestion
Congrats there, tell me if she ever needs a 7th.
hahaha it will be for the 7th time, widow friend!
It seems like it would have been a totally awesome, could you post the Spanish version and I get a huma translator to dk justice to your work?
thanks friend! Of course there would be no problem in publishing it in Spanish version. Thanks for the support
I take care and you're the next :)
I do not think so, I always take precautions :)! regards
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