You Won't Believe What Happened When Russia Tried This Revolutionary Product - Capitalists Hate Him!

It's Labor Day in socialist Europe, so let's take a look at the history of communism in the USSR.

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IS YOU TIRED OF BEING WORK TO DEATH BY BOSS?
Russia: pls help. i stuck in machine
I cannot the up!
Russia: just like last guy
Russia: 20 hour shift. Be pay nothing. Is terrible.
Russian Empire: SMELLY PEASANTS! MAEK MOAR COAL!

YOU FED UP WITH BE DEAD IN IMPERIALIST WARS?
Russian Empire: No rifle for you! Next squad is rifle. You is frontline.
Russia: How is we frontline with not rifle?
Russia: We are kill.
Russia: Is must be better way!

USSR: HELLO! SOVEETSKY SOYUZ HERE TO TELLING YOU ABOUT REVOLUTIONARY NEW PRODUCT: COMMUNISM
COMMUNISM IS PROVEN MOST EFFECT METHOD OF REMOVE COMMON NATIONAL PEST* COMPARE TO OTHER LEADING BRAND.
IT ONLY REQUIRE THREE SIMPLE STEP!
*Caution: pest may return as bureaucrat

USSR: ADIN!
USSR: DVA!
USSR: TRI!
AND JUST LIKE THAT, BOURGEOISIE ARE GONE!

USSR: AFTER BOURGEOISIE IS REMOVE, YUO CAN INTO MARXIST UTOPIA OF FREEDOM¹ AND EQUALITY¹ AFTER BRIEF² TRANSITION PERIOD!
Background/Song: FREEDOM - APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE WORKERS!
Russia: We are so freedom now!
Russia: And monies!
Russia: Am love communist!
¹ - Freedom and equality sold separately
² - Contact doctor of degenerated workers' state last longer than four hours

Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Ukraine, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan, Russia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan: IS OUR MEANS OF PRODUCTION, AND WE NEEDING IT NOW!

USSR: BUT WAIT! IS MORE! BUY ONE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION NOW, AND GET SECOND REVOLUTION ABSOLUTELY FREE! WITH TWO REVOLUTION, YOU CAN SKIP* CAPITALIST PIG-DOG PHASE! GO DIRECTLY TO SOCIALISM!
Logo: TWICE THE HAMMERS, TWICE THE SICKLES
*Do not skip capitalist pig-dog phase. Communism is not intended for pre-industrial society

Russia: Remove Tsar!
Russian Empire: blyat

USSR: Remove Menshevik!
Russia: blyat

RSFSR: Wow comrade. you right! Communism is best! So when are we remove state, class, money, and create full communism?
USSR: AS SOON AS VANGUARD PARTY SAY SO, COMRADE! NOW GET BACK TO COAL FACTORY!

USSR: IF THIS ALL SOUND GOOD TO YOU, THE ORDER YOU REVOLUTION TODAY! JUST CALL 7-800-555-MARX!
PLEASE DO! SOCIALIST IN ONE STATE IS NOT WORK AS PLAN.

USSR: SOCIALISM MUST BE INTERNATIONAL MOVEMENT. IF YOU NOT REVOLUTION LIKE US, THEN WE CANNONT COMMUNISM, AND WE HAVE TO LIVE WITH CRAZY DICTATO-

We am experience technically difficult
Please stand by while we blame fascist sabotage

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Artist: nameless worker.
Topics: Russian revolution, October revolution, 1917, international socialism, Komintern, bread and peace, Soviet Union, ushanka, red star, serp i molot, Bolshevism, Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky, Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, industry, mining, proletariat, dictatorship, dictator, Cheka, commissar, Russian Civil War, Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
Polandball comics about the Soviet Union.