Earn 10 Steem contest-Uses of the F word- Please do not open if offended easily. Thanks

I do not view myself as a foul mouthed individual-But I would like to take a moment and reflect on one of the truly taboo yet versatile words in the English vocabulary…………..
F#cK…
Now I understand that the word is generally used by the foul mouthed-But I wonder is it the word or the connotation of the word that is viewed as offensive. As we have often replaced the word F#ck with the likes of “frick-Frack-crap..etc.

What makes frick or frack any less offensive? Beyond that- My thought is what a wonderfully versatile word the good ol F word truly is.

Many uses for multiple occasions- For Example-

1. Surprised- What the F
2. Pissed- What the F
3. Scared- Holy F
4. Incredulous- F ME!

It can be used as a Verb-

1. I want to F
2. Passed tense- I got F#cked.
3. Passed tense again- He got F#cked up.
4. Passed tense again- Question form- What the F was that.

Descriptive-

1. That was F#cki^g amazing.
2. That was F#cked up.

IT adds strength to statements-

1. Shut the F up.
2. Do not F with me.
3. I don’t F#ck!n care.

The list goes on. So, let’s take a moment and reflect on this wonderful yet taboo word and see what else we can add to the list. Individual who comes up with the best addition(s) will receive---- drum roll ………
10 steem dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!