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Alright, lets see. Normally i just let things go, but for whatever reason, god like molecular fortitude and infinity wrapped up in dirt and mucus, i can not get those boogies undone from my finger tip. No amount of brute flick strength is getting one of these puppies loose. Whats even worse is when you know damn good and well that last flick didnt end in a transition of force into tradjectory, you KNOW it didnt leave your finger, but the boogery bastard is GONE! Only to turn up 20 mins later in your hair

😂😂😂 I sure know that feeling.

Lol. 😂😂😂😂

The current drop in the Bitcoin price and subsequent knock-on effect really pisses me off and not because the value of my portfolio is down or anything, because I hodl: because my smug coworkers, my smug family and smug friends are now all self righteous about "how they knew Bitcoin was a scam" and "how could it not go down, cryptocurrencies aren't real money"

It's annoying and highly ironic that many of these same people were calling me up just a few weeks ago and asking me questions about how they can invest, over the Christmas break everyone was impressed that I had the foresight to invest into cryptocurrency. Everyone wanted my help "getting into Bitcoin"

People are so close minded and brainwashed by the traditional banking system which clearly does not work, because people are in serious debt and debt keeps on growing.

People keep on spending money they don't have, banks are reckless with customer funds and get bailed out then they screw up, they keep printing more money because fiat is the biggest scam in history and we all sit there complacent participating in a corrupt economy.

Institutions like the Federal Reserve print more money, the US government keeps raising the debt ceiling, lenders are reverting back to their reckless ways that caused the 2009 financial crisis and yet, cryptocurrency is the scam?

Then cryptocurrencies come along like Bitcoin that give us the opportunity to change the paradigm, participate in a new economy that can't be controlled by a corrupt government institution that runs itself with impunity and people decry cryptocurrency as a scam and not real money because they can't go to McDonald's and fill their arteries with trans fats? Cryptocurrency is more real and democratic than fiat will ever be.

Then you have aunt Susan saying spiteful things at the family BBQ (knowing all too well you invested into Bitcoin) like, "Oh, I am so glad I didn't buy Bitcoin they're saying it's a scam on the TV" and then you have members of your family calling you up and saying, "Have you seen the news, Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies are crashing, the bubble is bursting" YES I HAVE SEEN THE NEWS AND I AM NOT AN IDIOT, I DON'T PANIC SELL WHEN THE PRICE GOES DOWN 20%, HOW DO YOU THINK I MADE MONEY FROM CRYPTO IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Then you have the so called investors/hodlers/traders who are just a bunch of accidental millionaire kids who bought the right coin at the right time, panic selling because a country that already banned exchanges and ICOS(China) are desperately trying their best to destroy crypto said they'll try banning it even further.

Ultimately this is what the government and these corrupt financial institutions want people to think, they don't like the idea of a self governing currency that you can't print more of when things go bad or cook the books so if you get audited, everything looks like it's someone else's fault. And still after all of this, the tax department still expects me to pay tax on my cryptocurrency earnings, they won't acknowledge it as real, but they still expect their tax cut... what a joke.

very relatable :(

So so true. Everyone was enjoying the ride, but now, they have all turned to prophets.

The coins will go back up soon enough and I think it is just a waiting game until they do. I've got some coins but can't cash them out right now because they are lower than I bought them.coin b.jpg

Somebody smashed into my car last week.

I literally went into the grocery store for 1 minute to buy a pizza.

When I came outside the driver side back door was completely smashed in. It looks like it was hit by a giant pickup truck.

I just bought this car.

The sad part is that I actually went to a different grocery store and saw this pizza for $5 but drove down the street to this grocery store in a worst part of town because I knew that the pizza was cheaper there. I just didn't think they would smash into the side of my car when I was inside the store for only one minute.

Something similar happend to me in a parking lot of the grocery store. This car was parked funny and i smashed into the side of it with my pickup truck while i was backing up. It didnt hurt my truck so i just left. Their drivers door was smashed tho

Hey man I'm curious about the Kryptonia vote you're getting. Do you get a vote just by joining the site?

Oh, idk. Do you know anything about it?

Just a little bit. I know that they are supporting Superior coin.

Yeah its hand in hand. Im still new to it but they have been awesome when it comes to helping people get started.

Bummer, dude. Will insurance help you out to get it fixed up?

Unfortunately not. It's going to cost me about a thousand dollars out of pocket and I can't afford that right now.

Don't forget to resteem.

Wow, that so unfortunate. I guess your anger is why you even went to that cheaper store.

CHINA!!!!!!! YOU HAVE ALL THE AI BUT WHY YOU DON'T ALLOW CRYPTO??? I can't enjoy certain benefits because I don't own a Chinese ID, yet I can't trade Crypto using chinese yuan as a foreigner. 😭

i can't. by the time I apply, they close application for new members

I made a post about this rant. https://steemit.com/cryptocurrency/@themerovingian/neo-is-not-decentralized-sacrebleu
This son of a bitch named Neo claims to be decentralized. Yet today I find out NEO is anything but decentralized! http://storeofvalueblog.com/posts/a-definitive-guide-to-neo/

Naturally I wanted to sell my NEO for maybe some $Trinity coins only to find out they are an "Offchain scaling scheme for NEO!" Sacrebleu!

https://www.worldcoinindex.com/ico/calendar/trinity

Bon Dieu! What's next a Morpheus coin for Layer 3 tech on top of Trinity! Hmmm, that could get interesting.

Has anyone seen Peresphone?? Putain de dieu cette femme!

I wish to vent about my co worker who has been out on paternity leave. I love working with him and he is the best, but when his wife has their third child he left for 3 weeks. He has another week before he comes back. It's hard adopting to new people every other day. I have worked with him for 7-8 years.

Rants you say? I've got tons to the ever dearest telecommunication company here in our country. This will be a long rant so if you don't want to read then don't! I just want to rant here!!!!

December 16, 2017, 12:00 midnight was the day that our internet connection was cut off! Even if it was Saturday, I still need to go to our office and work my ass off. So I wasn't able to go to your oh so dear office!! Sunday is the only day that I'm free and good heavens, same to you as well! I waited Monday, Dec.18, 2017, I reported and you told me that I should wait because there's an on-going restoration. Okay, go! Restoration! Fine, and even got a text message that no internet in our area because of that RESTORATION. Fine again. A lineman of yours called me and said that they already fixed the problem, but what the heck, ours was excluded?!!! Common! I went back to your good office on Dec 21 and you gave me the same response.

Then, a typhoon came on Dec. 22, 2017, which resulted in an electricity cut off. Instead of Dec 22, that lineman went to our area Dec 24! My goodness!! There's no electricity already!! Dec. 26 was the day that the electricity post was fixed and I called that lineman right away but he pleads if he can go by tomorrow. I said yes. Calm down, girl! Be professional. So, I waited again and then was told that it is beyond their field of work and a cable man is needed. That lineman told me he will report it to your office and there's no need for me to report! The cable man will fix it by tomorrow. Okay fine! That's very convenient! Very much appreciated. I even texted him, Thank you so much, sir!
The next morning, I waited for that cable man to arrive yet it was already afternoon and no sign of cable man was detected. I went to your office again. Oh boy, I've had enough with this kind of service! Wow, you told me that we're not on the priority list because I just reported it today! GOODNESS!! IT'S MY THIRD TIME!!! PLUS THE REPORT FROM THE LINEMAN!!!

Then, I reported again on Dec 29 and told me to wait because there is only one cable man for the two provincial state. WOW! Is he a Superman? or Batman? Ironman, perhaps?!! Tell me! I need to meet him so I can have my autograph!!! A big telecommunication company with one cable man for two provincial states?!! Common! Don't make fun of me!! And even told me that I just have to wait. The cable man will arrive soon
On January 7, 2018, around 2 pm, sister called me that Internet is back and same goes with the phone's dial tone! Oh, yea! Then called me again, that I should pay because it was already disconnected! WOW man! The only thing that is fast on this tele-company is the paying of bills and the disconnection! They should have written that on their tarpaulin instead of the fast internet!!

So I went straight to the office to pay but face first again the customer service because I need rebates on this since we don't have internet for 22.5 days, from December 16-January 7!! But bull shark! You will just going to rebate from December 28 to January 7?? Are you making fun of me? I've been to your office reporting for this negative rating service for four times already!!!

My memory is crystal clear that I told you that the dates I went to this &%$#(%^ office!! Then what? What did I get? Rebates from December 18-24 then December 27 to January 7? Why? Why do I need to report always when in fact the system already texted us that there's an on-going restoration in our area!! YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE A RECORD ON THAT!! then Dec 24 was the day that I declined the lineman to fix the box! WELL OF COURSE!!! HOW CAN HE CHECK IF THE CONNECTION IS BACK IF WE DON'T HAVE AN ELECTRICITY? Where do you think we would plug it? On the lineman's nose?!

Then I called on December 26!! The lineman should've relayed that but he didn't!! HE DID NOT!!! And even if he relayed it, it will not be considered because it is I who must report it? Wait! Am I your employee? Why should I report that the lineman was in our area? Am I his security guard? I have my own work too, aside from Steemit! OMYGOODNESS!
I was about to explode like a supernova! I want to throw some worth-to-be-collapse punch but I need to remain my composure so I cry instead!! DAMN EYES!!!!!

And then, it is the cashier who told me that the rebates will only reflect the next billing! WOW! GIRL FROM CUSTOMER SERVICE, you've really done your part!!

The company sucks! The management! The internet!! You could've treated your customer and have a more convenient service. You're only like this because there are no other telecommunications competing you! Well, there's one but sad to say, they have a data cap!! If that telecommunication from * insert name of the country here * will arrive in our country, GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!

And oh, I think the history will repeat again!! It's been two days already that we don't have an internet connection and no phone dial tone! JUST WOOW!!!!! WOOOW WOOOW WOOOOW!!!!!!

Always good to have a mobile phone with a hotspot for emergencies.

Don't forget to upvote & resteem!

Yes, I did that last month. My 9G data plan was consumed in just 2 weeks. Gone like the flash.

Oh, thanks for reminding me! Upvoted and resteemed!

Ouch, yes depending on what you do that data can get eaten up very quickly. Best of luck with everything and keep Steemingon!

Is this PLDT? Hahaha~ We have no internet too since Monday I think. The phone dial tone disappeared just today.

Okay now I'm f*cking pissed!!!!!!
I would say "I officially give up on ladies" but then again, I love boobs too much n I couldn't be gay to save my life. I had a crush on this girl, who am I kidding? It was more than a crush, I really liked her and I told her and this was what she had to say "Awwwwww Rhey, that's so cute, you know you're like a brother to me, let's just keep it that way" and I was like 👇
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For weeks I was like this 👇
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I couldn't freaking sleep well, I kept asking myself "Who placed a spell on me and how could I reverse it?" I would take out my anger on everyone, one time I snapped at the dishwasher for making noise,one time my bro asked if I was gon eat and I was like "If you ain't serving Sandra on that plate, then I ain't having it"
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(yes I was really loosing it)
She had this friend that was suddenly nice to me, at first I thought she was doing it out of pity cauz her friend demolished my heart and destiny but I gave it a second thought Cauz she was really being nice n all. I started to like her n stuff and I eventually asked her out n she accepted. I started living a happy life but that demon spawn Sandra couldn't bare to see me happy ... She came at me all crazy n was like "You just had to date my friend didn't you? You just couldn't stay in the friend zone, n I was even considering giving you a chance. How could you be so inconsiderate and impatient..."
And I was there like
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She continued... "Men truly are scum... If you loved me you would have put my happiness before yours, you would have asked yourself how I'd feel about you being in a relationship with my friend! Why are you just staring at me? Say something!"
I asked her "Are you done?" she nodded
Then I said "first of all, I feel like beating the shit outta my self with a feather pillow till I bleed, for not seeing you for the ugly individual that you are... Did Lucifer himself send you into this earth to me to make my life miserable? Well take a message for me, tell him it's gon be a cold day in hell before you get to me again"
And right before I walked out I asked her a question, and I want anyone reading this to answer it too. IF YOU APPLY FOR A JOB IN UBA BANK AND GET DECLINED WILL YOU NOT TRY AND APPLY IN FIRST BANK???
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I don't have any disposable income atm to buy this epic dip. Knowing that BTC will be over $50k later this year and many alts will easily 10x it's painful to be on the sidelines!

If cryptos recover like that, STEEM/SBD should go up a ton too :)
So you wont be totally missing out. This drop seems like a good opportunity for more advanced coins to dethrone BTC.

Yah that's some reason to rant, but since you have some crypto already you'll still make some gain when it rises.

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