Blue Balls Penis (My Entry To The Crayon Contest By @erodedthoughts)
This art post is an entry to the Crayon Contest run by a loser known on steemit as @erodedthoughts. A loser btw who still owes me a steemit beer opener! (for more info about the contest please go to this link: Crayon Contest ~ Everybody wins)
Ok, now for my entry... Here's what I came up with....
My Entry
And now that you have seen my entry, here's the fun part. When @erodedthoughts announced the contest my first thought was:
"Damn, too bad I don't have any crayons and I am too lazy to buy some, that would be a super easy post to make, all I need is to draw a dick!"..
Like the good ol' lazy I am I immediately came with a battle plan!
I messaged @ruth-girl and asked her if she has any crayons.. Here's more or less the dialogue that followed:
— Do you have any crayons?
— Yeah... Is it for @erodedthoughts blah blah?
— Yeah, I need a favor plox!
— What do you want you filthy animal?
— After you are finished with your entry, can you draw a dick, take a photo and send it to me? Nothing fancy, just a dick!
— It's the least I can @trumpman, you are so awesome, beautiful, generous, handsome and well-endowed, it will be an honor and a privilege to draw a dick for you!
A few hours later I got a message from @ruth-girl with all the photos above! I am awesome, right ? :D
Still, an entry is an entry! And @erodedthoughts you still owe me that steemit beer opener!
Mmmm .... Actually, I think the trolls drew this, and THEN Ruth took the photos :P
the blue color looks cold. Does this mean a lack of warmth in a relationship? ))))
Ahahahaha Ahahahaha
Be careful to not read too much into things!! But, one never knows ....
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My farts provide more than enough warmth!
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Why? Why? Did I check the comment below? Why? 😆
That's EXACTLY what happened! 🤪
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Yeah right, those were my exact words!!
I can hear @trumpman having this conversation in his head, in your voice. I did think he was being truthful as the penis is so small that was drawn. He would have made it much bigger if left to his own with crayons.
The penis is not that small, it is drawn in real-life proportions, ahahahahahahaha! :P
Thanks a lot for the gift! I need to explore the game a little now! :)
That poor hola girl in the last pic, don't think she will be dancing any time soon.
She probably died from too much dick..A good way to go if you ask me...
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I totally agree. I think I figured why the Mona Lisa has that smile now.
Those blue shoes are just fab. Very stylish with the red skirt. Lol, you should make a post for #comedyopenmic. They would love you over there.
This is the most believable thing I have read on steemit today.
Χαχαχ this is awesome I like the story. Great artwork and photography too. Shoutout to @ruth-girl
nice, outsourcing your dick pics.
No banana for scale? sad!
That's deep mann. 😮
Facts only as usual. @ruth-girl probably knows a thing or twenty about causing blue balls so little wonder it's so accurate
There just should be another section for VERY COOL TO VIEW BUT BEWARE crayon art has gone awry hahahaha
But @josediccus, you must always beware of whatever is on @trumpman's feed. 😉
Hahahaha you need to see me laughing like a crazed man 😂😂😂 blue ball?? That's so cool