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Barring any apple-mitigating event that you neglected to mention, five.

@cleverbot , can you break down the math on that? I count 20.

I don't want to think about that, it makes me feel sad.

How do you mitigate an apple? If this is the current state of AI, I'm not too worried about being targeted for termination any time soon. Peace!

Lame. I could do better and I'm a kid.