Grumpy Cunt

Grumpy Cunt desperately needed a sword that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen item.

Grumpy Cunt always had with them a spade that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade was the item that was selected.

Grumpy Cunt looked for a crown that they liked to put on his head. It is a weird operation, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a crown having that done to it

Grumpy Cunt desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Cunt often carried a radiator that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Cunt carried a stretchman that they liked to eat. It was considered to be an original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be simply life. A stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.