A Unusual Cunt

A Unusual Cunt looked for a wig that they would experiment on. It was an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

A Unusual Cunt always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to select.

A Unusual Cunt had a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

A Unusual Cunt owned a can of Dr Pepper to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

A Unusual Cunt often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

A Unusual Cunt found a mug that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.