My Bum Loving Cunt

My Bum Loving Cunt desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

My Bum Loving Cunt desired a porno magazine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

My Bum Loving Cunt desperately searched for a vibrator that they sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Cunt had a tomato that they would annihilate This seems a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was wonderous. A tomato being the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Cunt needed a can of coke that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Cunt always kept a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was amazing. A bag of poop would be the item chosen.