The Lucky Cunt

The Lucky Cunt always kept a set of lego that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

The Lucky Cunt desperately desired a tomato to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Cunt had a pint of cider that they would annihilate One might say this is a strange thought, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Lucky Cunt desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to smash. It might have been a surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Lucky Cunt desperately wanted a little monkey to share. One might say this is an extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a little monkey having that done to it

The Lucky Cunt searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.