Careful Cunt

Careful Cunt desperately craved for a mug that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a mug being the thing selected.

Careful Cunt craved for a crown that they would drop. This seems a weird exercise, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a crown is the item to opt for.

Careful Cunt desperately looked for a custard pie that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Careful Cunt desperately desired a custard pie to smash. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Careful Cunt looked for a condom that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

Careful Cunt desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A bottle of beer is the item to select.