His Orange Cunt

His Orange Cunt desperately looked for a ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a ball is the item to select.

His Orange Cunt wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a curious activity, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be exciting. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.

His Orange Cunt desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to smash. It might have been a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

His Orange Cunt carried a pint of cider that they liked to hug. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider of all things.

His Orange Cunt looked for a porno magazine to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

His Orange Cunt always had with them a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.