The Adventurous Cunt

The Adventurous Cunt always carried a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. This is certainly an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Cunt always had with them a can of coke to rub on his belly. It would have been a funny activity, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Adventurous Cunt found a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Adventurous Cunt desired a block of cheese to break. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Adventurous Cunt wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Adventurous Cunt desperately searched for a stretchman to sleep with. It should be a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.