Blue Cunt

Blue Cunt desperately craved for a crown that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a crown is the thing to select.

Blue Cunt always kept a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Blue Cunt always had with them a bottle of coke that they would cuddle. It might be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Blue Cunt desperately desired a stapler to sleep with. It should be a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Blue Cunt always carried a custard pie that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a custard pie being the chosen item.

Blue Cunt desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.