My Different Cunt

My Different Cunt searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be miraculous. A bag of flour was the chosen item.

My Different Cunt always carried a tomato to demolish. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

My Different Cunt desperately craved for a teapot to annihilate It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot having that done to it

My Different Cunt searched for a CD player that they would eat. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

My Different Cunt desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would often throw. It is considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

My Different Cunt had a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a curious action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.