A Famous Cunt

A Famous Cunt always kept a CD player to hug. It is an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to select.

A Famous Cunt desperately desired a hat that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.

A Famous Cunt owned a cup that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a cup is the item that was chosen.

A Famous Cunt desired a vibrator that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

A Famous Cunt had a hat to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

A Famous Cunt craved for a lava lamp to eat. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen item.