The Talented Cunt

The Talented Cunt needed a condom that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is epic. A condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Cunt desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often put up their bum. It might be a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Cunt desperately searched for a computer that they would embrace. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the item to opt for.

The Talented Cunt often carried a tomato that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

The Talented Cunt found a bottle of beer that they would smash. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Talented Cunt looked for a CD player that they liked to annihilate One might say this is an odd idea, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item that was chosen.