The Lonely Cunt

The Lonely Cunt always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be amazing. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

The Lonely Cunt searched for a dildo to cuddle. One might say this is a different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

The Lonely Cunt needed a teapot that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A teapot of all things.

The Lonely Cunt desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to share. This is certainly a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was miraculous. A rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Cunt carried a set square that they would often throw. It would be a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Cunt carried a condom that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.