His Crazy Cunt

His Crazy Cunt carried a bottle of coke that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

His Crazy Cunt always carried a lava lamp that they would smash. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to you, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be simply life. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

His Crazy Cunt searched for a cup to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is fun. A cup was the chosen thing.

His Crazy Cunt always carried a set of lego that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the thing selected.

His Crazy Cunt desperately needed a big sponge that they would often hug. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Crazy Cunt owned a vibrator that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a vibrator having that done to it