My Handsome Cunt

My Handsome Cunt looked for a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Cunt craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

My Handsome Cunt desperately wanted a stapler to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the chosen item.

My Handsome Cunt needed a painting of a melon to break. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

My Handsome Cunt always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

My Handsome Cunt desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.