A Big Cunt

A Big Cunt craved for a mug that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a strange action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be stunning. A mug is the thing to opt for.

A Big Cunt carried a pen to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a pen being the item selected.

A Big Cunt searched for a helmet to sit and look at. It is a fairly strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

A Big Cunt needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

A Big Cunt needed a radiator that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

A Big Cunt searched for a ball that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the chosen thing.