The Lovely Cunt

The Lovely Cunt often carried a chocolate bar that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be miraculous. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Lovely Cunt searched for a tomato to insert somewhere. One might say this is an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Cunt desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would break. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Lovely Cunt craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

The Lovely Cunt had a stretchman that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was epic. A stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Cunt looked for a mug that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was selected.