A Funny Cunt

A Funny Cunt carried a cheese grater that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

A Funny Cunt wanted a bag of poop that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

A Funny Cunt desperately craved for a CD player to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

A Funny Cunt desperately desired a ball that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a ball being the chosen thing.

A Funny Cunt often carried a spade to eat. This seems to be an exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.

A Funny Cunt desperately craved for a ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. A ball was the item that was selected.