Their Chinese Cunt

Their Chinese Cunt owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an odd operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

Their Chinese Cunt always carried a porno magazine that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

Their Chinese Cunt always kept a sponge that they would put on his head. It is a fairly curious action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Chinese Cunt desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally annihilate This seems an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

Their Chinese Cunt always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Their Chinese Cunt needed a crown to insert somewhere. It would have been a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown of all things.