I would recommend giving SmartCash a look. It is very similar to Dash in quite a few ways but not quite the same. Biggest draw for me has to be either their SmartRewards (similar to Dash masternode you stake 1000 SMART and get 15% of block reward) and their SmartHive (similar to Dash's proposal system). Plus it sounds like you have it already set up to be a free tattoo. www.smartcash.cc
It's 100% on my list
If you do end up jumping in and making enough to justify that tattoo then I would submit a proposal on the SmartHive. I would think that being included on your streams would be worth the payout from the Hive to justify paying for your next ink.