My Stupid Joke about Onions. (DeepOnion version)

in #deeponion7 years ago (edited)

Real Onion vs Deep Onion?

Real Onions,
-Will makes you cry when you cut it in pieces (just don't look at it while you cutting it).
-Price per kilo increases or decreases based on calamity changes.
-You need it everyday for ingredients.
-Gives you bad breath.
-Has different colors.

Deep Onion,
-Doesn't make you cry
-Free airdrops every week
-Can get Onions easily for free
-Will change you life
-Gives moni

Throw Onions here: DcZ2ZvfKwHmEuib51RSCYrHBzxfqZyAEkV

P.S - Don't throw your real onions in that wallet, it wont work.

Theories an Rumors: Some says DeepOnion is giving you deep thoat, I didn't tried yet. This one did it and gets instant popular.

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Sad thing, I can make this as a video and upload it to youtube but I'm not resourceful enough and I didn't do commentary or have entertaining voice since I don't always speak english and make this dream come true, lol.

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