A Boring Dildo

A Boring Dildo desperately searched for a melon that they would often sit and look at. It should be an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon was the chosen item.

A Boring Dildo desperately searched for a mug that they sometimes break. It would have been an odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be wonderful. A mug being the item selected.

A Boring Dildo owned a sponge that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Dildo wanted a condom that they sometimes worship. It should have been an odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a condom is the item to opt for.

A Boring Dildo owned a Harry Potter wand that they liked to play with. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

A Boring Dildo desperately looked for a pen that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.