The Weary Dildo

The Weary Dildo needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Weary Dildo desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a spade having that done to it

The Weary Dildo looked for a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. A bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Dildo desired a block of cheese that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Weary Dildo desperately craved for a CD player that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A CD player would be the item chosen.

The Weary Dildo desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. It might be a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.