Her Bewildered Dildo

Her Bewildered Dildo desperately craved for a dildo that they would often drop. One might say this is a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Dildo desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

Her Bewildered Dildo desperately looked for a vibrator to hug. One might say this is an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

Her Bewildered Dildo always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Dildo desperately looked for a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Her Bewildered Dildo wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.