Their Talented Dildo

Their Talented Dildo needed a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a melon having that done to it

Their Talented Dildo desperately looked for a pint of beer to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was sublime. A pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Their Talented Dildo desired a hat that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the chosen thing.

Their Talented Dildo desperately looked for a hat that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a hat being the item opted for.

Their Talented Dildo desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Their Talented Dildo often carried a spade that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the chosen item.