Exceptional Dildo

Exceptional Dildo always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

Exceptional Dildo desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. A can of Tango having that done to it

Exceptional Dildo desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Exceptional Dildo carried a mug that they would often eat. This might appear to be an astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was selected.

Exceptional Dildo desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Exceptional Dildo always kept a set of lego that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.