His Angry Dildo

His Angry Dildo carried a crown that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item that was chosen.

His Angry Dildo always carried a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

His Angry Dildo needed a big sponge that they sometimes worship. It would have been a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

His Angry Dildo carried a pencil sharpener that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

His Angry Dildo needed a pen that they would often put on his head. It might be a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A pen was the chosen item.

His Angry Dildo wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.