His Scary Dildo

His Scary Dildo needed a can of Tango that they would often sleep with. It was a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was magnificent. A can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

His Scary Dildo wanted a sponge that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a sponge was the chosen item.

His Scary Dildo looked for a tomato that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

His Scary Dildo desperately needed a computer that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a bizarre action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing to choose.

His Scary Dildo craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

His Scary Dildo had a sword that they would play with. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a sword of all things.