The Purple Dildo

The Purple Dildo carried a pint of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a funny action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Dildo always carried a tomato that they would put down their trousers. It might be an extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Purple Dildo desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Dildo looked for a ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a different thought, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Purple Dildo desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Purple Dildo craved for a computer to demolish. It should have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. A computer would be the thing that was opted for.