My Cheerful Dildo

My Cheerful Dildo desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

My Cheerful Dildo always had with them a hat that they liked to eat. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was selected.

My Cheerful Dildo desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

My Cheerful Dildo found a spade that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

My Cheerful Dildo needed a CD player that they would often share. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

My Cheerful Dildo looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item chosen.