Cheerful Dildo

Cheerful Dildo desperately looked for a radiator to eat. This might appear to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

Cheerful Dildo desperately desired a big sponge that they would often play with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Cheerful Dildo carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes share. It should have been an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. A bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Cheerful Dildo craved for a hat that they would occasionally hug. It is a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to choose.

Cheerful Dildo needed a can of Tango that they would often share. One might say this is a weird activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

Cheerful Dildo always carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item selected.