The Boring Dildo

The Boring Dildo needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to cuddle. It should be a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Boring Dildo desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Boring Dildo found a crown that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a crown is the item to select.

The Boring Dildo desperately searched for a condom to rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a condom being the item opted for.

The Boring Dildo wanted a hat that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Strangely, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Dildo always had with them a set of lego that they would often throw. It is a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.