The Adventurous Dildo

The Adventurous Dildo always kept a stapler to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Dildo often carried a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was exciting. Remarkably, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Dildo desperately desired a CD player that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Adventurous Dildo desperately looked for a set of lego that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Dildo had a helmet that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Adventurous Dildo craved for a bottle of beer that they would often drop. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.