Their Orange Dildo

Their Orange Dildo always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a helmet being the chosen item.

Their Orange Dildo always had with them a ball that they would annihilate It was considered to be a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.

Their Orange Dildo always had with them a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing selected.

Their Orange Dildo always carried a bat that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bat of all things.

Their Orange Dildo had a sponge that they would demolish. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A sponge is the item to opt for.

Their Orange Dildo desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often play with. It should be a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.