A Big Dildo

A Big Dildo owned a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball of all things.

A Big Dildo desperately wanted a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a bat being the item selected.

A Big Dildo always kept a sword that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly bizarre action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a sword of all things.

A Big Dildo needed a magic 8 ball to sit and look at. It might have been an astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was wonderful. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

A Big Dildo desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

A Big Dildo always kept a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.